Thursday, September 07, 2006

My brother's list of accidents:

  1. 9 months-old: to save him from a dog mom pulled him by his arm and his arm was out of place.
  2. 1 year and 3 months-old: he burned the feet and the hands in the same time.
  3. 1 yead and 4 months-old: he falled down with the mouth in the floor and took off one of the front teeth.
  4. 1 year and a half: learning to eat alone and eating some ice cream he bitted he spoon of plastic and was eating these parts when mom had to take these pieces off with her fingers.
  5. 2 years-old: falled inside the swimming pool with his pamper when no one was watching him and his sister (me- Camila) took him from there as fast as she could before he dies.
  6. 2 years and a half-old: he rolled in the stairs of our house because we had moved and he was a baby.
  7. 3 years-old: in the end of his birthday party he falled down with his head in a plant my grandma had and after that he had million thorns inside his head.
  8. 4 years-old: falled down from the rocking in the park and cutted his tongue and everything inside his mouth.
  9. 5 years-old: he had to suffer a surgery to take off 3 hernias and to take off the water he had in his testicules.
  10. 7 years-old: he was runned over by my neighbor with her bike.
  11. 8 years-old: running with his patinete and its roll went into a hole and he was threw about 5 meters and his head met the parallelopiped.
  12. 9 years-old: he falled down and turned his foot breaking his foot's bones and had to wear plaster for sometimes.
  13. 9 years-old: had a surgery to make the tooth he lost with 1 year-old be out because it wasn't borning.
  14. 10 years-old: playing of catch his friends he turned in a corner and his nose found his friend's forehead, so he had 8 places broken in his face and had another surgery to fix everything and staied 3 days without can breath by his nose.
  15. 11 years-old: he broke his finger in the physical education at school.
  16. 11 years-old: he broke the same foot he had broken before in the same place.
  17. 11 years-old: he broke again the same finger but this time in a part up, different from the last time (yesterday).

Now, considering that in the day before or in the right day of his birthday he gets a new hurt, what do you think it will be if his birthday will happen in 5 days???

1 comment:

Tim Rice said...

It sounds like your brother has had a hard life accident-wise.